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Category Archives: Poetry
I’m spinning around
Well, I’m not spinning around but my washing machine is. Yes, you read that correctly – I FINALLY have a new washing machine. But as I don’t have Kylie’s gold hot pants (or bum), I’ve decided to show my appreciation in a more … Continue reading
Posted in Expat, Humor, Humour, Latvia, Poetry
Tagged Broken appliances, Dirty laundry, Hot men, humor, Humour, Knickers, Kylie's bum, Pervy thoughts, Porn, Repair men, Small talk, Washing machine
126 Comments
It’s Valentine’s Day. God help us all.
I’m not normally one for Valentine’s Day. Mainly because I’ve rarely had a man in my life on this particular day. I now realise that this was actually a good thing – I didn’t have to worry about what to … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Humor, Humour, Latvian men, Love and Relationships, Poetry
Tagged Good Latvian men, humor, Humour, Men in the kitchen, poetry, Romance, Valentine's Day, Yummy Janis
97 Comments
I fell for a Latvian
As my last post about Latvian men provoked a rather heated response, I thought I’d stir the pot a little more and write a sister poem about Latvian women. (Sometimes, I just don’t know when to quit…) Disclaimer: This poem is … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Humour, Love and Relationships, Poetry
Tagged Crazy, expat, Gender roles in Latvia, Gender stereotypes, humor, Humour, Latvia, Latvian men, Latvian women, Marriage, Pregnancy, Relationships, Weddings
73 Comments
I’m married to a Latvian
That got your attention, right? Of course I’m not really married to a Latvian but I get an awful lot of search terms on my blog about ‘Latvian men’, and more specifically ‘naked Latvian men’, so I thought I’d write … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Humour, Love and Relationships, Poetry
Tagged Cheating, Drinking, expat, Feminism, Gender stereotypes, humor, Humour, Latvia, Latvian men, Latvian women, Marriage in Latvia, Parenting roles, poetry, Relationships
160 Comments
Ode to my Bus Nemesis
You’re at my bus stop every day, You never smile; that’s your Latvian way. You’re thin and blonde, not a hair out of place, While I’m a dragged out of bed disgrace. The bus pulls up; it’s full as … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Humour, Latvian people, Poetry, Rudeness
Tagged bus, expat, Humour, Latvia, Latvian girls, poetry, public transport, Riga, work
10 Comments
Ode to Latvians
I walk among you every day, and yet, I’m still baffled by some of your ways. So maybe you can save me musing, and explain some things I find confusing… Of your national dish you’re so very proud, but grey … Continue reading